A 1,000 word biography.

They say it takes about 3.3 minutes to read a thousand words. If so, that means this story represents 0.0000135% of my life. By the time you finish, it will be less, and the story longer. Such is the paradox we call life.

 

(0) I was born on July 3rd and grew up on a farm. Consequently, I have an inherent love of fireworks, fireflies, hand tools, and wood burning stoves. I found lots of arrowheads and flints in the fields growing up. My father still finds them today. I keep them in a display box in a closet in the farmhouse I grew up in.

Despite receiving blue ribbons at the county fair for watercolors, my crowning creative achievement of my youth was a different paint job: a four-color fade of flames I spray-painted on Ricky Demoss’s 1976 Gremlin for the Demolition Derby (100) at the Miami County Fair.

I went to college. I designed the music section of school newspaper and played on the men’s soccer team. I graduated College. I got my first design job, and moved to Denver at age 21. My car died on my first trip to the mountains my first week there. I had to bum a ride back to town. I walked a lot. I bought a new car with my first real paycheck. 9/11 hit. The owner of the company moved it to India. I realized I didn’t know shit and this world was too big (200) and moved too fast to remain small and still, so I went to grad school. I haven’t stopped since.

To pay for it, I taught as a graduate instructor. I designed a website for a girl I was trying to impress and won a design award from Canon for it. I went to Tokyo, Japan to accept the award. I completed grad school on the same day my sister graduated undergrad, and the same day my parents graduated together. All from the same college.

I moved to New York City with one duffel bag and lived in Hell’s Kitchen. I (300) worked for MTV and lived in an 800 sq. foot apartment with Off-Broadway actors in a building mostly occupied by Nigerian cab drivers. I ran around Lower Manhattan and met some of the musicians I listened to and got to work with them.

I moved across the county to Southern California and became a faculty member at Brooks Institute of Photography. I met some of the best past, present, and future photographers in America, but my favorite student was one I home-schooled, and for only once class: Jeff Bridges. The dude himself. He was also my worst student. I couldn’t (400) reconcile the tactics or principles of for-profit education. Mixing art and business is tricky no matter the game.

I moved to the small Appalachian Ohio River town of Marietta and taught at its historic liberal arts College. I established photography classes and developed the design curriculum in its School of Fine Arts. The best way to learn is to teach. And I finally started really learning about what I did. I had an honest-to-god real Rembrandt drawing on my office wall. It was very small. I also kept practicing design. The latter got the best of me.

Freelance work grew (500) in big ways. I left my tenure track appointment to start my own design firm with an old friend in a vacant house on York Street in Denver Colorado. We started providing creative services and web hosting for music venues, theaters, and promoters. I started hanging out backstage, so I started photographing the musicians I met. The work grew. It led to specialization designing and branding music venue websites that were powered by our own ticketing and social media platform. I learned how to install servers in data centers in the middle of the night and why it requires a (600) winter coat. I learned Quickbooks, balance sheets, valuations, and pitching for venture round investments, payroll, billing, and learned more of how art collides with business in peculiar ways. Sometimes the outcomes appear as Albertson’s plastic grocery sacks full of cash. Sometimes it got unfriendly. It was always exciting, and often soaked in whiskey.

I sold out. But kept pushing ahead. I swung hard the other way. Before I knew it, I was in places like the North American headquarters of Bristol Myers Squibb in Princeton New Jersey and Astellas Pharma in Chicago, pitching ideas to marketing directors and defending creative (700) work to pharmaceutical legal and medical teams. It could get heavy. Trying to cure cancer is complicated. The world of Pharma taught me many lessons, including the literal and legal definition of the term ‘Quality of Life’. I decided to make my own definition.

I built a tree house. I learned about business and that business is much more about people than it is about money. I moved to a great creative agency and began client work with great teams.  The agency was bought by IBM in 2016. In less than ten years I went from starting a company of (800) 2 to working for a company of 375,000 in 170 countries.

I started restoring axes my father gave me. Vinyl is back. I designed album artwork with musician friends and managers I made along the way. I work with engineering teams and plan development sprints according to the SAFe agile framework. I spend lots of time with User Experience teams, which continue to show me that good design is not really about being good at design, technology, or business – it is about understanding people. I learned to better define a vision and deal with ambiguity, (900) complexity, and the business of selling, and delivering design work. I helped my father start a small hops operation on my parent’s farm.

I spent two demanding years building global research and design teams at Google during the COVID Pandemic. I spent lots of time in Economy class at the rear end of fuselages. I flew to Palo Alto, New York, and places in between. Then I jumped aboard a high-flying startup, as Vice President of Creative and Brand, helping define the highest-valued tech company in healthcare to date. Our next 1000 words will be here before we know it.(1000)